Aug 11, 2021
Now available on record, 8-track or cassette! Greatest hits of Saturday night fever:
1. Stayin’ Alive (barely)
2. Night Fever (an STD from the gang rape in the car)
3. How Deep is Your Love (I can’t feel anything because I’m dead inside).
Dance to the Disco Inferno (because L. Ron Hubbard sets you on fire if you’re gay!) Check, money order or COD.