Oct 28, 2020
If I could, I would give this babysitter ZERO stars! She had sex in our bed, and the whole room smelled like eggs. Her boyfriend was still hanging around the kitchen when we got home, the phone was off the hook, the dog was dead, our kids were missing, and worst of all she left crumbs on the countertop!
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Oct 21, 2020
Not all devils wear Prada. Some wear a white cotton nightgown encrusted with pea soup. After listening to our take on The Exorcist you'll never need the Rabbit again. You know why.
Oct 14, 2020
Picture it: Miami, 1985. A slut walks into a bar. She meets an old woman, a moron and a giant substitute teacher. The rest is history.
Oct 7, 2020
Welcome to the world Adrian! He has his fathers eyes, horns, hooves and tail. You don't need a dollar or a dream if Ruth Gordon is your neighbor, you've got a necklace that smells like feet and you're inseminated with some demon seed.