Jul 28, 2021
Woman with 17-inch forehead and Rick Springfield wig, for nearly ruining movie with Oscar-winning performance by Charlize Theron. Other alias are Campbell's Soup Twin or Christina Ricci. A movie about a love affair between a serial killer and a monster.
Jul 21, 2021
Do you know where you're going to?
Diana Ross learns that success is NOTHING without someone you love to f*ck it up. Mahogany: Be a model or just look like one, with 475 costume changes, 16,409 wigs and Norman Bates. Watch it with your straight-guy crush. It'll turn him gay.
Jul 15, 2021
Chris Crocker, is an American Internet celebrity, blogger, songwriter, recording artist, former pornographic film actor and former YouTuber. Crocker gained fame in September 2007 from their viral video "Leave Britney Alone!" The video received over four million views in two days. In 2014, Queerty stated that...
Jul 14, 2021
For Sale: Amityville, beautiful large Dutch colonial, three stories, five bedroom, 3 1/2 baths. No blood or brain matter on walls anymore. Fly infested room with harbor views, Satan’s eyes attic windows, unfinished basement with pathway to hell. Invisible pig tenant non-negotiable. Mr. Streisand included.
Jul 7, 2021
Spend your Fourth of July in Amity. Beautiful beaches that will stay open come rain, shine, or shark attack. Toss away your clothes and go for a midnight swim. You won’t need them anyway stupid, you won’t be coming back!