Oct 28, 2021
John A. Tiffany grew up in California's Santa Ynez Valley and later graduated from Pepperdine University's International Affairs program. He speaks all over the world and appears frequently on television, radio, and film, and is a frequent pundit in newspapers, magazines, and online. He is the author of Eleanor Lambert:...
Oct 27, 2021
Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake!
Our thrilling activities allow campers to flourish! Kids love
learning how to survive in the woods while a homicidal maniac in a
lumpy blue sweater with a wash and go haircut. They will never be
bored with games like Strip Monopoly, Punish The Sinners and
Hatchet! No need to make the trip...
Oct 20, 2021
Today’s Specials
Appetizers:
Fried Fingertips w/ Spleen Dipping Sauce
Esophagus Salad with Lymph and Plasma Dressing
Entrees:
Grandpa’s Pancreas Pie
Free-Range Decomposed Teenager Au Jus
75 Oz. Roasted Baby Back Rib Cage for two w/ Corn bread
Dessert:
Warm Adam’s Apple turnovers with Blood Pudding Compote and...
Oct 13, 2021
Once upon a time, there was a nice Jewish boy from Long Island on a visit to England, named Little Red Riding Puffer Coat. He didn’t stick to the road, or stay off the Moors, and the Big Bad Wolf turned him into a relative. He never drank Dr. Pepper again. The End.
Oct 6, 2021
The Donald Sutherland Home-Perm Kit
When giving yourself a perm, you will need to follow some simple
instructions:
1. Wash and towel dry your hair.
2. Make sure that your hair is free of conditioner and any
build-up of hairspray or styling products.
3. Roll your hair around rods sized appropriately to achieve
the...