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Jiffy Pop Culture

Mar 31, 2021

Apple Betty with gun powder crust recipe

1 cup cheating husband
1 tbsp. younger woman (110-115 lbs)
1 22 (5.6 caliber) pistol
Combine first two ingredients with older ex-wife (155-175 lbs.)
Spray paint walls and smear Boston cream pie all over bedding, clothing, furniture and lamps.
Burn clothes, drive Bronco through front door, fire pistol.
Best served cold.